Salutations DataChamps! 

 Thank you for joining us for Newsletter #01. You probably did not see Newsletter #00 because it was posted to a surrogate admin account. We recommend catching up with the provided renovations, such as the KIT INJECTOR to best prepare for your next dial session. After coming this far, we’re sure you wouldn’t want to be left behind.

UPDATES

So soon after announcing the retirement of “Beach Ball” our patch has already yielded further modernization to the new and improved “Drone” utility. This includes design, animation, and changes to behavior. 

• Previously the drone did constant AOE damage to all datablocks within radius. 
• Now, drones target according to their density with damage represented on a timer. Now that’s what I call a promotion.
• But wait, there’s more! We are introducing SIX new upgrades in two categories: firing rate and target count.

On that note we bring this month to a close. Lastly, there have been reports of associates sleeping on the job. Make sure you snooze only when according to protocol or prepare to be held liable for the consequences. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Tune in soon for DataTaco Tuesday!

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That’s enough chitchat. Get dialing.